I am about to get married but I am in love with someone else?
May 20th, 2009 | 
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irishlad asked:
I am about to get get married in 2 weeks .I am a mormon and do not believe in *** before marriage but my friends bought me a blow up doll as a *** gift for my batchelor party and I drank alcohol for the 1st time in my life and had my 1st sexual experience with the doll that they gave me and because of that I feel I cheated and now I can not marry my future bride . I was always taught that if you have *** with someone you should marry them. What should I do ??????
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Category: Gag Gifts | 
Tags: Alcohol, Future Bride, Gag Gift, Love, Sexual Experience | 
30 Comments »
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Wow… I really hope you’re not planning on setting foot in the temple. Confess your pathetic behavior to your poor soon to be bride and talk to your Bishop. Clear the air and repent dude
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I can not believe you are cheating on me with a blow up doll!! You have really crossed the line this time!! I have no problem sharing our bed with other women, however, I am not sharing my bed with Pump a Hole In Me Patricia!!!
The wedding is 2 weeks away and you need to understand it is either her or me and remember who has cooked and cleaned for you all of these years with the only physical incentive to grace me on our wedding night!! And how satisfying will that be when your only experience was delivered by Fed Ex!!!
I’m telling my Daddy!!!
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Go cheat on her with a real woman. Then it will all make sense. Just make sure you don’t beat her up too bad before you put her in the trunk.
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The Catholic church would have a fit if they heard an ‘Irishlad’ is calling himself mormon. you are going to be in so much trouble. And we all know how much the Catholic preists love handing out punishments to young men.
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I would tell your fiancee what happened with the alcohol, and the ************ experience with the doll. Talk to your Bishop about both of those, meet with your Bishop together with your future wife, and separately, and talk it out. It sounds like you just gave into peer pressure, and now feel guilty about the whole ordeal. The alcahol may have played a role in the experience with the doll. Talk to both of the above mentioned people, and, if needed, a counselor from LDS Family Services. Are you in love with your fiancee? or is it someone else, if you’re not in love with her, don’t marry her, if you have feelings for someone else, don’t marry your fiancee, if you do, you’ll only end up with problems.
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You’re hilarious!
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I Know what you should do……
Dress the doll in a provocative yet taste full gown.
Thennnn….
Invite your Mormon friends over for a “party”.
Thennnn….
Put on some soft lighting and Luther Vandross,
Thennnn….
Mix up a batch of Dad’s Root beer and Vodka
Thennn…
Introduce them to you’re “friend” after they’ve had a few “Soda Pops”
Thennn…
Let Nature Take It’s Course
If the doll pops, you were never meant to be
But if she blows …..
I’ll end it at that
—good luck—
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Well I guess you’ll have to marry the doll. Make sure she signs a prenuptial agreement.
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IT SOUND LIKE YOU ARE JUST HAVEING PRE-JETTER BEFORE THE WEDDING, BUT I DONT THINK THAT YOU
CHEATED. THE ALCOHOL WAS NOT GOOD. BUT YOU
HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING WRONG, GET MARRIED
AND HAVE A GOOD LIFE. BUT IF THERE ARE SOMETHING
ELSE GOING ON THEN MAYBE YOU NEED SOME HELP
IF YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH A
BLOW U[P DOLL, NOT BEING FUNNY AT ALL.
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Well you better get that doll a ring and start proposing…
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I’m not a mormon but I read lots about them. I can understand your thoughts. But, believe me, you really didn’t “cheat” your future wife though. The blow up doll just had been a joke and doesn’t really mean anything.
You were raised up like a mormon and so you’ll live like one – don’t worry. You didn’t do bad things. And yes, you were masterbating which is normal to everyone because everyone is doing this. And those who say they never do it they just tell you white lies – beleive me!!!
And I don’t think that you’re “in love” with this doll anyway. Go and marry your girl – good luck.
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Sit down with both the your future wife and the doll. Talk to both of them and have them talk to each other and come to a resolution. Then, do a role playing activity.
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Tell your future wife about what happened and ask for forgiveness…if she forgave you then fine…you can proceed to have the wedding happened…
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okay dear you have answered your own “?” in your second statement to the last you said “I was always taught that if you have *** with some one you should marry them”. well the doll is not some one maybe to you but to all of US it is just a doll. so remember “something”= doll “someone”= is a human. On my note you are still okay. Go and get married.
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Oh. thats awful! i know exactly what you mean by that.. (the whole before marriage thing) You need to tell your future wife. Dont worry about the doll, if your fiance loves you as much as she claims. You should be able to talk it out. You are not in love with this doll, and I would say that its safe to say that your future wife will still loves you, people make mistakes. And just because you made one mistake doesnt mean anything. You shouldnt be forced into a marriage (the whole taugh to marry someone if you have *** with them). Even if you ended up doing that, there is something called “2nd virginty” and thats when you realize your mistake and you fix it. Good luck. Just tell her
“honesty is the best policy” =] the bestt to you
congrats on the wedding
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Move back to the homeland and meet a nice Irish girl and forget about your present life. Start new lad!
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In the old days a good LDS would have married them both
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Dude its a doll its not real. but good luck with the doll
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then why the hell are you getting married stupid??
what a dumb a**
so …whos this guy your in love with anyhow?
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that doeant mean ur in love with some one else. just tlk to ur future bride and hope she kick u in ur family jewels.
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dang first sexual experince with a doll. you should get married to your fiance and don’t worry about screwing the doll.
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it’s a blow up doll dude, thanx 4 the laugh.
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Then if you know you are in love with someone else…why would you want to hurt yourself and the other person?Sounds like you know what you want, just do the right thing.
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well *** n marriage r diff thing. beside i don tink u love tat doll anyway. juz gt married n stay faithful
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lmao.i hope this is a joke.
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marry the doll? i don’t know
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See a therapist. You masturbated. If that is cheating in your mind you have some serious hangups and your marriage *** life is headed for trouble.
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well, good luck in marriing a blow up doll!
At least she can’t run….lol
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You can’t fix stupid.
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marry the doll, shell understand