Archive for the ‘Gag Gifts’ Category
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

GreenEyedLilo asked:
http://www.citizenlink.org/stoplight/index.cfm
This is “Merry Tossmas,” an ostensibly humorous little video reacting to catalogs that say “holiday” instead of “Christmas.” He’s all offended that they say “holiday” (never mind that people give gifts for Hanukkah and the Winter Solstice, too), so his “new holiday” is “Tossmas,” where he tosses holiday catalogs in the trash.
Yep, the cheerful sound of “It’s CHRISTmas, not just a *holiday*!” whining starts up again. Makes me long for carols. And I **** carols.
So what do y’all think?
Once again: PEOPLE GIVE GIFTS ON HANUKKAH AND THE WINTER SOLSTICE. Which also happen in December. Which he ignored and which others, apparently, would love to ignore.
As a Witch, I think I get his point, which sounds an awful lot like “Sit down, shut up, and just be happy you’re permitted out in public to buy anything.”
Hey, MH, no need to apologize for someone else’s jerkiness. I do thank you for reminding me that not all Christians feel this way, though.
presents
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

tocuteforyou32 asked:
I can’t seem to understand what they are.
I need an easy explanation of how to find them. It just doesn’t make sense to me.
Is “the” a preposition?
What are the prepositions in the following sentences?
1. In 1840, the British issued the first postage stamps.
2. Prior to this innovation, the recipient usually was responsible for the postage.
3. Thus, mail service was used mainly by the wealthy.
4. However, the new “penny post” made mail delivery affordable for most people.
5. Soon, people throughout Britain were sending each other greeting cards.
6. Greeting cards became popular in the United States also.
7. People bought Christmas cards and valentines from individual designers.
8. Joyce Hall, who earned a living with his picture postcards, founded a card company.
9. Over the years, Hall’s company has grown into a successful business.
10. Today, in addition to Hall’s company, many other card companies sell greeting cards.
11. Seemingly, there is a card for every occasion.
12. As I look through the card racks, I am usually drawn to the humor section.
13. When I read the cover of a humorous card, I enjoy guessing what the funny verse inside the card will say.
14. At Christmas last year, my parents gave me a computer.
15. Along with the computer came software that enables me to create greeting cards.
16. I sent the first birthday card I created to my pen pal in the Philippines.
17. Across the card’s cover, I wrote happy birthday.
18. I replaced the I in birthday with a picture of a candle.
19. Then I placed a cake under the words so that they all looked like decorations on it.
20. Inside the card was a funny verse amid small pictures of wrapped gifts
unique gift ideas
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Tags: Joyce Hall, Penny Post, Pictures Of Wrapped Gifts, Preposition, Section 13
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
J p asked:
As a *** gift I want to give a friend along with her real gift a bag of money but I dont want want to spend a lot so I came up with the idea of using pesos instead.
Where could I go to exchange american dollars for pesos?
gifts for her
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
SpookyMulder asked:
What is the weirdest assortment of things you’ve bought at a grocery or drug store?
Mine was a bottle of KY, two mini bottles of alcohol, and a disposable camera (it was for a friends b-day *** gift). The cashier didn’t look me in the eye.
present
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
Purple Tactics asked:
Let’s forget the situations that obviously involves the criminal element such as murders, ***** and kidnappings.
Let’s rather focus on the slightly humorous dilemmas that we as balikbayans are more likely to face.
-The sudden influx of relatives to your home with huge expectations of gifts galore?
-Being stuck in mid-day in traffic for 3 hours with the airconditioning busted?
-The mysterious case of the “luggage lost within the NAIA terminal” and the horrors of having to wait 3-5 days for it?
-The headache of facing the restaurant bill EVERY single time you and your “newly-extended” family go out and eat… together with those who can actually afford to pay for it themselves.
-3 straight days of power failures, or most commonly known as “brown-outs”?
-The fact that there are NO foreign movies shown in the theatres during the christmas holidays?
gift basket
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
donna m asked:
its a *** gift for a retirement party
great gift
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
JR asked:
I know this is weird, but there have been a couple of times where I’ve been up late at night and I’ve seen commercials for videos of animals mating…I am looking for a *** gift for my best friend who is turning 25 and is obsessed with ***….this video would be perfect, but for the life of me I cannot remember the website and I have been traumatized by what has popped up after trying various phrases in Google. My 2nd choice is maybe one of those Guys Gone Wild video, but this particular video on animals mating (graphic…no G rating or discoverychannel.com videos) would be perfect….
gift for
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
Tnttnt T asked:
There is a girl in my class. There is a secret Santa event. Luckily, i was chosen to get here gift. I’ve got her a celebrations box and a cute teddy bear. The girl i’m talking about is cute and joyful and humorous.
Also, what can i do for mine and her relationship to progress at a steady pace?
unique gift ideas
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
Kate asked:
What can i get as a funny *** gift for Christmas. I need something thats not to hard to find.
present idea
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

tocuteforyou32 asked:
What are the prepositions in the following sentences?
1. In 1840, the British issued the first postage stamps.
2. Prior to this innovation, the recipient usually was responsible for the postage.
3. Thus, mail service was used mainly by the wealthy.
4. However, the new “penny post” made mail delivery affordable for most people.
5. Soon, people throughout Britain were sending each other greeting cards.
6. Greeting cards became popular in the United States also.
7. People bought Christmas cards and valentines from individual designers.
8. Joyce Hall, who earned a living with his picture postcards, founded a card company.
9. Over the years, Hall’s company has grown into a successful business.
10. Today, in addition to Hall’s company, many other card companies sell greeting cards.
11. Seemingly, there is a card for every occasion.
12. As I look through the card racks, I am usually drawn to the humor section.
13. When I read the cover of a humorous card, I enjoy guessing what the funny verse inside the card will say.
14. At Christmas last year, my parents gave me a computer.
15. Along with the computer came software that enables me to create greeting cards.
16. I sent the first birthday card I created to my pen pal in the Philippines.
17. Across the card’s cover, I wrote happy birthday.
18. I replaced the I in birthday with a picture of a candle.
19. Then I placed a cake under the words so that they all looked like decorations on it.
20. Inside the card was a funny verse amid small pictures of wrapped gifts.
gift for men
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Tags: Happy Birthday, Joyce Hall, Mail Delivery, Pen Pal, Penny Post
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